Saturday, September 29, 2012



Whatever you grow up to be, don't be a meter maid. 

You will be hated by everyone on the planet. It is a vile and parasitic vocation.  

Even your Grandma will hate you. And so will Jesus, Elmo and Thomas the Tank Engine. 

You will grow to hate yourself. You will live out your existence lonely, fat, loveless and in despair. 

You will eventually take your own sad pathetic little life, probably by eating your fat sorry-assed self to death.


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