Saturday, September 29, 2012



Whatever you grow up to be, don't be a meter maid. 

You will be hated by everyone on the planet. It is a vile and parasitic vocation.  

Even your Grandma will hate you. And so will Jesus, Elmo and Thomas the Tank Engine. 

You will grow to hate yourself. You will live out your existence lonely, fat, loveless and in despair. 

You will eventually take your own sad pathetic little life, probably by eating your fat sorry-assed self to death.


Sunday, September 16, 2012

OK team, it's time again for me to run the CIBC Run for the Cure to benefit Breast Cancer research.

I'm running on September 30, 2012, and would like to raise a lot of money.  I'm doing well, but need your support.  All I ask is for $20-$50 of your hard-earned cash.  You'll get a tax receipt and feel good doing it.

Click here to part with your money and help out a great cause:



On Andy and Nina's sailboat in False Creek, and a lovely picture of two of my favourite people: Don and Diane.


A lovely way to spend a sunset in Vancouver.

Monday, September 10, 2012

The Missing Links

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on Brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."

Charles Darwin

I miss Sandy already


Friday, September 07, 2012


No no, our dog knows not to beg at the dinner table.

Thursday, September 06, 2012


Most people know that I love crows, but have to admit that this is an ominous painting to find hanging in the hallway of my lawyer's offices.